my sister got in trouble for wearing shorts that were too short (even though they really aren’t) and the teacher sent her to the main office.
instead, she went to the library, went online, and printed out a screencap of her cart on jc pennys and then went back and handed it to the teacher who was like “what is this” and my sister was like “if you want me to change my clothes then you’re paying for them.” and my mom had to come to the school
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.